11 Things To Do on Long Island This Weekend
TAMMY PESCATELLI
One of the hardest-working women in comedy today, Pescatelli brings brassy sexiness with a bold voice of witty sarcasm to her audiences. Governor’s Comedy Club, 90 Division Ave., Levittown, govs.com $25-$64. 8 p.m. May 13.
“WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC
The greatest parody song spoofer of all time stops by on his The Unfortunate Return of the Ridiculously Self-Indulgent, Ill-Advised Vanity Tour with opening act Emo Philips. The Paramount, 370 New York Ave., Huntington, paramountny.com $59.50-$329. 8 p.m. May 13.
CASINO NIGHT
The Grateful Paw Cat Shelter’s first casino night fundraiser is hosted by Joka’s Wild Casino House Parties and will have refreshments, raffles, and baskets. 51 Juniper Ave., Smithtown. Prepaid $75. Day of $85. 6 p.m. May. 14.
YARD AND CRAFT SALE
The Middle Island United Church of Christ is having a yard and craft sale to support its food pantry. There will be food, crafts, raffle prizes, and games; vendors are needed. Church Lane and Middle Country Rd., Middle Island. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. May. 14.
GEORGE LOPEZ
This comic who stars in Lopez, yet another self-titled show loosely based on his life, brings his stand-up act with lots of jokes about his Mexican heritage. NYCB Theatre at Westbury, 960 Brush Hollow Rd., Westbury, thetheatreatwestbury.com $50.50-$134. 8 p.m. May 14.
FELIX CAVALIERE’S RASCALS & MICKY DOLENZ OF THE MONKEES
Two iconic musical voices of a generation play the hits that define a generation. Patchogue Theatre for the Performing Arts, 71 East Main St., Patchogue, patchoguetheatre.org $49-$99. 8 p.m. May 14.
GAVIN DEGRAW
This multi-platinum-selling star has been recognized by Billboard, People, and Entertainment Weekly as an artist to watch out for. The Paramount, 370 New York Ave., Huntington, paramountny.com $25-$325. 8 p.m. May 14.
TRACY MORGAN
The comedy superstar and Saturday Night Live alum takes on Long Island for a night of unstoppable laughter on his No Disrespect tour. Rescheduled from April 23. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton Beach, whbpac.org $131-$171. 8 p.m. May 14.
SESAME STREET LIVE!
Make sure to get directions on how to get to visit Elmo, Big Bird, Oscar and the whole Sesame Street crew. UBS Arena, Belmont Park, 2400 Hempstead Tpke. ubsarena.com $25-$120. May 14, 15.
CRADLE-CON
Cradle-Con is Long Island’s nonprofit comic, collectible, and pop culture convention, built by fans, for fans. Cradle of Aviation Museum, Charles Lindbergh Blvd., Garden City, cradleofaviation.org $10-$30. May 14, 15.
LEWIS BLACK
The New York comedy stalwart brings his trademark acerbic wit and superhuman ranting skills for a special live taping of his aptly named Off The Rails Tour. The Paramount, 370 New York Ave., Huntington, paramountny.com: $59.50-$265. 8 p.m. May 15.
The Week Ahead on Long Island:
JESSE McCARTNEY
This New York native pop singer makes a local stop on his The New Stage Tour 2022 with guests Jamie Miller and Casey Baer. The Paramount, 370 New York Ave., Huntington, paramountny.com $32.50-$499. 8 p.m. May 18.
ALL THAT REMAINS
This Massachusetts-based metal band is touring to mark the 15th anniversary of their breakout third album The Fall of Ideals. Warming up the crowd are Miss May I, Varials, and Tallah. The Paramount, 370 New York Ave., Huntington, paramountny.com $30-$45. 6:30 p.m. May 19.
AN EVENING WITH THE CELEBRITY HOUSEWIVES
Featuring Stars of Bravo’s The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 2, Vicki Gunvalson and Jill Zarin and RHONJ’s Caroline Manzo. Patchogue Theatre for the Performing Arts, 71 East Main St., Patchogue, patchoguetheatre.org $49-$79. 8 p.m. May 19.
BUDDY: THE BUDDY HOLLY STORY
This musical tells the story of the three years in which Holly became the world’s top recording artist with a show that features over 20 of Buddy Holly’s greatest hits. The Argyle Theatre at Babylon Village, 34 West Main St., Babylon, argyletheatre.com $48-$82. May 19-June 26.
KINKY BOOTS
Catch the freshest, most fabulous, feel-good musical and the winner of every major award. John W. Engeman Theater, 250 Main St., Northport, engemantheater.com $75-$80. May 19-July 3.
